Chuck Norris do you know you he is? Well you better know who he is or he will find you in you sleep and give you a giant round house kick. Some say Chuck Norris dosent swim water just likes to be around him. Most know him as a god but bruce lee beat him. He was on revenge of the dragon as an acter, but it made him famous. We all know Chuck Norris has a third fist right under his beard. We all need him to make the world go round with his magical kick. I've even heard he can dunk a ball with his feet, and do a backflip. He wears jeans all the time. He was on multiple commercials even mountin dew. He is my idol my hero and a god of texas. Why do we say all these things about Chuck Norris? Its because these arent legends they are the truth and nothing but the truth. Oh and if you don't believe me listin to my warning chuck norris never goes hunting because that would imply the chance of failure. hes better than santa because if you dis him your the only one hes watching twenty four seven he's going to make you go to heaven. So good bye whomever does not listin.
Chuck norris mountin dew
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