A Ganster Monkeys Zoo Rules

If you have ever broken a zoo rule, like don’t throw your food. I will personally put you on my list. Then if your on my list and you come back I will brake out and brake your face.
Rule number one never throw food in my cage. Me and my home boys have are own food. Instead throw food at the starving monkeys on the south side. So do something useful and hook them up with some munches.
Rule number two, don’t put your rotten hands in my cage. What if I put my hands in your mouth. Do you want that to happen. I swear the next person that dose put there arm in my cage will walk out without.
Don’t make loud noises or mock us. Just grow up and be mature. Do you like getting mocked? I hate it so much. So stop acting like a baby and grow up. I will find you and gang beat you.
The fourth thing is never throw trash in the cage. Do you want your house to rot and stink. Trash cans everywhere, make up innovative ways to get rid of the trash like trash hoop’s. me and my home boys love doing that to pass the day.
Last but not least don’t take flash photography. If I look up and see that I will flip. It happened to me when I was just a young monkey. I lost control and attacked anything that was near me. It was extraordinarily gruesome. Don’t want that to ever happen again. You don’t either.
So I suppose that’s it. Never forget but always follow the zoo rules unless you want a horrible outcome. Thanks for finally listening to me and the other animals.

MY LIFE AS A CONCERT

Basketball!I chose basketball because its a great sport ,that I like and im really good at it to. I've played basketball all my life.It's gotten me out of depression and really rough times in general.I live and breath basketball its what i do and i love it.The song I chose for this part of my life is Tinie Tempah Written in The Stars.I chose that because it is my dream to be in the NBA as a major basketball star.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           My thirteenth birthday.I also chose this because it was a major birthday for me.This was the birthday were i thought that i was actually a man.Its a realization of i made it.This was the birthday when i felt that i could take care of my family.When my grandfather died i was left as the only man in the house.so i had to grow up pretty fast to take the responsibility of being the only man left in my house.I chose I Made it Kevin rudolph.I chose this song because its like I said,the realization of i am a man.                                                   

WAR NOTHING BUT DEVASTATION

Hello readers i am writing this because i think war is totally stupid and senseless killing.War it causes sadness and devastation.Family's live in pain an rage because of the family members they lost in war.Some people just don't understand how stupid war is.The Military says war will bring peace,but all war brings is killing and devastation.I believe war should be put to an end and everyone could live and peaceful and happy times.Look  at the image above that is what the world will come to if war dose not stop.so someone brave take a stand and stop war.Thanks for reading.

The Year of Awesome Sauce 2011

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This is a review of 2011.All the major events and trends that occured.Like Bin Ladens death or all the natural disasters in Japan.So all major  events and natural disasters in the world 2011.                                               so now im going to  talk about the sadest events that i can remember.This first one would be one very sad to me,the death of Ryan Dunn.Off of the hit movie and T.V. show Jackass.He was very stupid but etrodinarily brave.We shall miss him dearly.Next is Steve Jobs death.The Apple companys founder.he also will be missed.                                                                                                                                                     now lets talk  about the happier moments.The solidiers came home just in time for the holidays.The people of Egypt for the first time got to vote for the leader.The brave solidiers hunted and killed Osama Bin Laden.Congraulation gentlemen.The nine eleven memorial was built in honer of those who died.                                                                                                                                                         now I  want to talk about the natural disasters.The murderus title wave in  Japan killed thousands.The sad part about this is that it was caused by an earthquake in Japan,and that killed alot of people to.Also an earthquake in Haite and the killer hurricane Irene.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 lets  rap it up this year was filled with death and killng,but thats how the world works.So suck it up.We also had multiple triumphs aswell.So thats good for the world and for the human race.