If you have ever broken a zoo rule, like don’t throw your food. I will personally put you on my list. Then if your on my list and you come back I will brake out and brake your face.
Rule number one never throw food in my cage. Me and my home boys have are own food. Instead throw food at the starving monkeys on the south side. So do something useful and hook them up with some munches.
Rule number two, don’t put your rotten hands in my cage. What if I put my hands in your mouth. Do you want that to happen. I swear the next person that dose put there arm in my cage will walk out without.
Don’t make loud noises or mock us. Just grow up and be mature. Do you like getting mocked? I hate it so much. So stop acting like a baby and grow up. I will find you and gang beat you.
The fourth thing is never throw trash in the cage. Do you want your house to rot and stink. Trash cans everywhere, make up innovative ways to get rid of the trash like trash hoop’s. me and my home boys love doing that to pass the day.
Last but not least don’t take flash photography. If I look up and see that I will flip. It happened to me when I was just a young monkey. I lost control and attacked anything that was near me. It was extraordinarily gruesome. Don’t want that to ever happen again. You don’t either.
So I suppose that’s it. Never forget but always follow the zoo rules unless you want a horrible outcome. Thanks for finally listening to me and the other animals.
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